Thanksgiving decorations in stores can mean only one thing. It is almost time for the kids to go back to school. I wrote this song as a reminder to enjoy these last days of summer vacation with our little ones. After all, the holidays will be here before we know it. Happy Singing! ~Marisa

Don't Stand Close to the T.V.!
(Sung to the tune “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by the Police)

Mom teacher, the subject
Of shouting out orders all day.
She wants them, so badly
To do just what she says.

Inside her, there's longing...
To turn a brand new page.
But no use, they don't listen
No matter what their age.

Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.
Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.

Her friends are, so jealous
You know what people say
Just think of ALL THAT TIME OFF
You can take a "personal day."

Temptation, frustration
You know how bad it gets.
Use your inside voice!
Make a good choice!
If you want to be teacher’s pet.

Hands to yourself!
Put it back on the shelf!
Here is what she has to say.
Please walk, don't run!
Is your homework done?
Why can't they nicely play?

Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.
Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.

Use your words!
Don't call them nerds!
Oh no, please don't cry!
Just try your best!
And give it a rest!
Wash your hands and don't forget to dry.

Did you read your book by Nabokov?
You need to cover your cough!
Because I said so!
Now go!

Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.
Don't stand, don't stand close
Don't stand close to the T.V.